saphazure:

GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!

Hello everypony~

I’m almost at 3000 followers! Nobody cares right? YEAH!!

But you WILL care when I say this.

Since I’m too much of a lazy ass to give it to many people, I’ll just make it so the winner gets all!

Yes, this is a giveaway. You probably care now! Wait actually, you only care for the giveaway, but not the actual follows.

Anyway, to the rewards.

1. A PS3
2. Tons of bought games downloaded onto it, save data, 120gb slim for lots of porn!
3. An Alienware M14x with ALL OF MY THINGS ON IT (ponies inbound)
4. A Razer Naga MMOG gaming mouse
5. A cooling pad
6. Some USB headphones
7. A dell laptop, I don’t even know what brand it is, my friend is giving it to me but I only like Alienware
8. All of the McDonald’s pony toys (except for Rarity, she’s mine :D)
9. A shout-out on my blog (I only have this here so I don’t look like an asshole
10. An android phone pre-loaded with all of my stuff

Now for rules :I 

• You HAVE to be following my blog. Reblogs and likes also give you chances to win, so you can get up to 3 chances to win all of my shit I don’t need
• You HAVE to reblog at least once.
• Max reblogs allowed: 3!!! Any more and disqualified.
• Kissing up to me doesn’t count for shit, and will actually disqualify you
• uhhhh
• Reblog as many times as you want, I don’t give a fuck, but don’t do like twenty thousand as that would be cheating/
• Recomended to be a brony, since like all of these have pony things on them
• poneh should poneh poneh
• You CAN talk to me about it, just please don’t beg me for it. 

Random.org will be my decider. I’ll just copy and paste your names there or something. Should I do screenshots? Yeah, okay. I’ll do screenshots if you ask for them

That’s about it you guys. Any questions, just ask me.

Thanks for 3000 once again you guys!

Oh yeah, have your asks open the 30th!!!! May 30 is your last chance!!

lovinglydull:

princeofdoki:

treybay:

welcometogeektown:

benedictatorship:

i expect everything inapropriate

oh oh do this

playing cards would be okay.

awastrelmescalined:

MANGA/MANGA MERCHANDISE GIVEAWAY

Thank you all for 600+ follows!

RULES:

• Like/reblog as many times as you want to (but try not to spam your followers)
• You do NOT have to be following me, but it would be nice (:
• There will be only ONE winner

PRIZES:

• MANGA:
  Bleach “Official Bootleg” (in Japanese)
  Bleach vol. 1 - 5
  Death Note vol. 3
  D. Gray-man vol. 1 - 5, 13
  D. N. Angel vol. 1 - 3
  DramaCon vol. 1 - 2
  FLCL vol. 1 - 2
  Gravitation: Voice of Temptation (light novel)
  Gunslinger Girl vol. 4
  .hack// Legend of Twilight vol. 2
  Hetalia: Axis Powers vol. 1
  Kare Kano vol. 3
  Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories vol. 1
  Legal Drug vol. 1 - 3
  Magic Knight Rayearth vol. 2
  One Pound Gospel vol. 2
  Pet Shop of Horrors: Tokyo vol. 1
  RG Veda vol. 1 - 10
  Sailor Moon vol. 1 - 2, 6 - 8
  Samurai Champloo vol. 1 - 2
  Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei vol. 1 - 4
  Star Trek: The Manga vol. 1
  Tokyo Babylon vol. 1 - 7
  Translucent vol. 1
  Trigun vol. 2
  Uzumaki vol. 1
• MERCHANDISE:
  L plush doll
  Light Yagami plush doll
  Edward Elric plush doll
  Croagunk plush doll
  Large Pikachu plush doll
  Edward Elric Pillow
  Soul Eater keychain (features Soul on the strap and his motorcycle on the pendant)
  Samurai Champloo wall scroll (31 x 43 in.)
  My Neighbor Totoro messenger bag/backpack (features different-sized Totoros)
  FLCL messenger bag (features Haruko)
  Edward Elric figurine (approx. 3 in.)
  Alphonse Elric figurine (approx. 4 in.)
  Winry Rockbell figurine (approx. 3 in.)
  Maes Hughes figurine (approx. 4 in.)
  Roy Mustang figurine (approx. 4 in.)
  Riza Hawkeye figurine (approx. 4 in.)

THIS GIVEAWAY WILL END FRIDAY, JUNE 1ST

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ACCURATE?? Except not really b/c sex is nasty.

OMG 

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msjamiekeiles

be excellent to each other

My religious and social philosophy in a nutshell.

I just have to reblog this every time it comes across my dash, because this picture is proof you can be tewtally hardkore and still be nice. And not take yourself too seriously.

Go with what makes you awesomer, not what makes you badder.

One of my favorite pictures in the world.

ok this kind of made me grin

Eeugh I think I just had a cute aneurysm

Well, this is a rare sight

augh this is the cutest

I know tons of people that dress like this, and are the nicest people I have met c:

<3

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Take the boob exam!! Why? BECAUSE BOOBS

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yaoiguai:

Your name is enia. Boy do you like YAOI. You also RUN but suck at it. What will you do?

Your name is bea. Boy do you like DOGS. You also FALL but suck at it. What will you do?

Your name is Shad. Boy do you like COFFEE. You also EAT but suck at it. What will you do?

Sounds about right

Your name is Sara. Boy do you like FOOD. You also RUN but suck at it. What will you do?

wow what an accurate introduction

Your name is Mark. Boy do you like PEE. You also FIGHT but suck at it. What will you do?

I’m not sure how I feel about this.

Your name is kristie. Boy do you like BLOGS. You also RAP but fail at it. What will you do?

This is accurate.

Your Name is Mckayla. Boy do you like ***. You also fight but stink at it. What will you do?

oh my. >.> true.. haha but im alright at fights..when i have to be…

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